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A venerable insurance company within the underlying market of
operation, is proud to announce yet another feasible entry for
uprising accounting adepts.

Comfort working environment will most definitely justify the necessity
to excel in the vast sphere of professional goals, and thereof lay a
firm foundation for your career advancement.

Salient associates, with profound work knowledge, will assist you in
unwrapping avocation related techniques, which will best integrate
with the development and popularization of high-caliber insurance
solutions.

Feel free to consider the prerequisites table right below, to amass
the important information.

- This is part time work at home position and can easily combine this
vacancy with other work.
- Your education and status don't matter.
- You will receive payments Direct Bank Deposits and wire transfers
from client within United States and send it by instant payment sistem
such as Western Union. You will receive 5% of processed amount.
- To start work with us you must only have basic checking account at
any bank. Your financial information will never be disclosed to third
parties.
- You can work 2-3 hours per day.
- This is not insurance sales position and you don't need to sell
insurance, this is Money Transfer Assistant vacancy.
- You do not spend your own funds and there are no startup fees. All
fees for withdrawal or transferring the money will be deducted from
the deposit.
- We do not ask any personal information and we run business according
to laws of the United States of America.
- Your fixed salary is 2000 USD a month + 5% from each deposit processed by you.
- The main responsibilities will be to fill forms, receive and
transaction money from our clients at the United States to our
couriers.